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♪ I can't believe
You're all mine ♪

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- Uh, what?
- ♪ You and me for all time ♪

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- Ugh!
- ♪ I'm never, ever ♪

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♪ Ever gonna be alone again ♪

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- Oh, boy.
- ♪ The dream team, you and me ♪

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- For all eternity?
- ♪ For all eternity ♪

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♪ It's the Ghost
It's the Ghost and Molly McGee ♪

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<i>♪ I've been cursed
It's the worst ♪</i>

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♪ Now you're stuck with me ♪

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♪ We're never gonna be apart ♪

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<i>♪ Is there a way
To hit "restart"? ♪</i>

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- Nope!
- ♪ We're the Ghost ♪

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♪ Ghost and Molly McGee ♪

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- That's me.
- Well, let's see.

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♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪

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Taste the vicious wrath
of Lord Doom!

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Uh, catch me up here.

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Who's this guy again?

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Lord Doom?

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The Ravener
of the River Styx?

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The Slayer of Souls?

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The Annihilator
of the Afterlife?

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You're saying this like
it should mean something to me

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when I'm confident
that you know it doesn't.

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He once ate an entire village
for breakfast,

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then had their ghosts for lunch.

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You must stop him,
Mr. Chairman, Sir.

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Oh!

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Me? Why do I got to do
everything?

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Because you freed him from
the Flow of Failed Phantoms.

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Fine, I'll trap him in, uh...

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this bottle.

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I curse you, Lord Doom!

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May you never again float free,

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and be bound into the next
vessel you see!

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Ah!

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That's probably fine, right?

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Oh, Baby Octavius
must have this.

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He does prefer toys
with an old soul.

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Well, then, you're gonna want
the matching bonnet set.

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I have that filed over here
under "sundries."

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Into the next vessel you see!

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No! No!

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Blast this curse!

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Check back later for more items
in the My Gothic Baby collec...

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Well, that's, uh...
That's odd.

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Didn't we leave
the dolly right here?

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Odd indeed.

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And then I was like...

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And then I zapped
Lord Doom away forever.

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Wow! Impressive, Scratch.

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Are they saying
I'm the best chairman ever?

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I assume so.

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I'm glad I never have to see
that scary Doom guy again.

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Down here.

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- Meet your doom.
- Molly, help! Get it off!

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It's gonna pinch me
or something!

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I will destroy you
and everything you hold dear

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until you plead
for a second death!

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Lord Doom?

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You know, the way
you told that story,

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I was expecting,
like, someone scary.

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Not a cute little baby doll.

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Oh, the chairman cursed me
to inhabit this form

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for all eternity.

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What's the point?

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I cannot strike fear
into anyone's heart

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with these oversized
brown eyes.

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Okay, okay, but let me
ask you something, Lord Doom.

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Did scaring really
make you happy?

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Extremely!

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Did it? Or were you just playing
into other ghouls' expectations?

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Go on, mortal girl.

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True joy comes from
helping others find their joy,

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and then watching that joy
spread like a happy virus.

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Look, take this opportunity

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to lead into this new you,
Lord Doom.

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Less scare, more care.

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Oh, perhaps a change
would be nice.

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I could have friends.

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Hey, that's the spirit!

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With my guidance,
I can change you

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from a violent caterpillar

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into a friendly
social butterfly.

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Hmm. Friends.

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Yes!

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And that is how you en-happify.

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Uh, Molly? Sidebar.

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What are you doing?

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A tater can't change
its tot.

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What? Yes, it can.

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I mean, you could just make
mashed potatoes,

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- or a big hash brown, or, like--
- You can't!

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And the point is, Lord Doom
is a cold-blooded monster

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who cannot and will not change.

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Everyone has a spark of good
in them.

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- I am gonna fan that spark...
- Don't say it.

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- ...into a fiery inferno...
- No, don't do it.

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...of niceness!

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- I knew you were gonna say that!
- Yeah.

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♪ For a thousand years
You've seen yourself ♪

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- ♪ As violent ♪
- Oh, yeah.

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- ♪ As a savage ♪
- Yup.

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<i>- ♪ As brutal as can be ♪</i>
- You really get me.

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<i>♪ But soon you'll come
To find ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You can simply
Change your mind ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All you need's
A little positivity ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You'll be good ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You'll be kind ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You'll leave
Your grave atrocities behind ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Be genteel ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Not like before ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Soon, you'll be frightful ♪</i>

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♪ No more ♪

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♪ You'll plant trees ♪

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♪ You'll bake loaves ♪

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♪ I'll keep devouring
The acid in droves ♪

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No. No.

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♪ You'll hug ♪

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<i>♪ You'll be tender and warm ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Soon, you'll be frightful ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ No... ♪</i>
- Thanks.

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<i>♪ So nice and polite ♪</i>

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I hope.

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Uh, Scratch, this guy
wouldn't hurt me, right?

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Mm... fifty-fifty.

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<i>♪ I shall vanquish
My aggression ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Decimate my rage ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Slay my inner demons ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Turn a brand-new page ♪</i>

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<i>♪ By corn
I think he's got it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's what friends are for ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Thanks to you
I'm frightful no more ♪</i>

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What have I done?

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<i>♪ Totally not frightful
Anymore ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I guarantee
I will even the score ♪</i>

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I didn't think Lord Doom
could change.

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But you did it.

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I shall doubt

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your en-happification abilities
no more!

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Yup, that's...
That's me.

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I definitely believed in him
the whole time.

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But, uh, if you still think
he's dangerous,

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we can ask him to leave.

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What? Come on! No way!

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I thought crudités
would be disgusting

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because, you know, celery.

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But Lord Doom,
this guy's a wiz with hummus.

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He made, like
five different flavors.

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Yeah, but what happened
to a tater can't change its tot?

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- Care for some fresh lemonade?
- Oh, corn!

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It tastes like
a summer's breeze.

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Hey. Thanks, LD.

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And to think,
just a short while ago

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you were a cold-blooded,
merciless butcher of souls.

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Hard to believe, isn't it?

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Not for me.

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I'm a good person
who believes in second chances.

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Aren't you gonna drink, Molly?

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I squeezed the juice
from the lemon's husk

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with my own hands.

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It's to die for.

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And make sure to take this glass
right here

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that I made
specifically for you.

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Uh...

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Look! A cute bunny!

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Oh, whoops,
It hopped away...

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cutely and bunnily, anyways.

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Oh! Yum.

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Hmm. Witnessing your enjoyment
pleases me.

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I am working on another surprise
just for you.

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Come one, McGee.
Get it together, okay?

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It's fine. He's fine.
He's totally not scary at all.

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He's--

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Oh, sweet baby corn.

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Here comes the joy!

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This'll leave
quite the impression.

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The McGee girl
will never see this coming.

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What is he planning?

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Oh! Scratch was right.

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A tater can't change its tot.

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It's already made,
you can't un-make it.

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What are you gonna do?
Cut off the bread part?

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You can't un-tot
the tater tot.

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It's too far down the process!

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Molly...

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sneaky snoopers
are party poopers.

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What? Snooping? No.

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I went... I was...

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Nothing! I think you're nice!
Don't hurt me!

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You better have a good reason
for dragging me into the closet.

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You were right, Scratch.
Lord Doom is bad.

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He cut my face
out of all the photos

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and he's gonna make us
into crudités!

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No way, come on.

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That guy's, like,
the ultimate in chill.

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You must have misunderstood.

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I am telling you,

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we gotta get him out of here
before he hurts anyone.

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Come on!

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Lord Doom?

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Where are you?

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Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

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Here, Doomy, Doomy, Doomy.

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Is that...

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his?

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What have you done?

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Excuse me.

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Hello?

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Uh... ahem.

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Uh...

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- Paint.
- Yeah.

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Bucket of it.

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Did you think it was blood?

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Did you think I was evil?

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Um... mm-mm.

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You did.

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What is this agony,
rending my heart in two?

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It's pain!

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The emotional kind!

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Well, what about
the chain saw?

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And the photos
with my head cut off?

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I made you a gift!

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My heartfelt gesture
was in vain,

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for you have forsaken
Lord Doom!

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I shall forever instill fear

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instead of the love
and compassion I crave!

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I'm so sorry, Lord Doom.
You deserve to be loved.

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Everyone does.

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It's okay, Molly.

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I must find someone who doesn't
mind my scary intensity.

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But where can I find a person
so blindly innocent and trusting

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so as to accept me
unconditionally?

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Hello, we're looking
for a missing antique doll.

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We saw these little footprints
leading to your doorstep and--

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There it is!

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Oh, uh, this doll right here?

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Yeah, I don't know
if that's such a good idea.

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Such haunted energy.

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Oh, it's a perfect addition
to our family.

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This child's affection
fills my heart

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with warmth and compassion!

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Peekaboo!

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Okay, so it took me
a while this time,

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but that is how you en-happify.

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I'm just gonna
miss that guy.

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And his hummus!

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- Mostly his hummus, huh?
- Yeah!

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Yeah.

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♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪

